Is now 18.
His mother, as she refers to herself gave him 2 pairs of tracksuit pants and 1 polo shirt for his EIGHTEENTH FUCKING BIRTHDAY. That was his present from both of his parents. His brother and sister put in together and got him a navigator which is a semi decent present and doesn't seem so stingy. But you would think that being a significant birthday then would go to just a tiny bit of effort. Apparently not.
On the other hand, my parents bought him a fully paid holiday to Queensland with my sister for a week, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a suitcase as he doesn't own one.
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